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Monthly Archives for August 2012

make 8-bit art: A Call For Frames! 08.23.2012

A couple of years ago, I created a neat little web app as part of the HTML5 canvas learning process. That app is now make8bitart.com and I’ve received so much great art and feedback for it. “What’s next?” is what everyone asks me.

What’s next is an update with more frames and canvases. I want to add different size frames and different size “pixels.” Although I’m proud of my bronze Photoshop’d stock art frame, I thought it would be a cool idea to crowdsource some frames from my creative artist (and non-artist) friends and readers.

If you’ve never been to the site, here’s how it works: you can make art in the frame using a panel with set colors or an option to put in your own color hexadecimal value. You can save your art as a .png file – with the frame included. The same goes for artist frames. If you want a credit, just make it a part of your frame! Each frame will also have an “artist’s statement” next to it for a bio or whatever blurb you want in it. That won’t be saved as part of the .png, though.

If you are interested in showcasing a frame made in your own style – any shape, size, “bit,” style, medium (which can be digitized of course), content, whatevs – please let me know!


THIS WEEK I STOPPED USING FACEBOOK 08.22.2012

My wisdom tooth was angry about this. He demanded an explanation, but I didn’t have a good answer. I already had a head spinning full of my own questions those past few weeks, and right then my focus was on a contract deadline coming up and wondering where my next iced coffee was going to come from.

I also had some other molars to worry about. Two were getting drilled in the next few days, and I longed for the local anesthetic to shut my wisdom tooth the fuck up. My other teeth didn’t care about whether I was on Facebook; they just wanted me to be happy, so I deleted all my friends and moved on. Later this week I’m meeting up with an oral surgeon to discuss deleting my wisdom teeth and moving on even further.

Originally posted this afternoon on my Tumblr.



Close to both the Machine and the Book Cover 08.15.2012

A few months ago, I found an interesting looking book, written by a woman about living as a software engineer in the nineties. I loved the cover, so I picked it up and read it all that same day. It was so good.

Ellen Ullman’s Close to the Machine is fantastic in so many ways. For one, just because it’s written by a female software engineer, the book is not just about what it’s like to be a female software engineer. This was refreshing to me, since most things I read about by women in technology is about, well, women in technology and not the technology itself. Ullman talks about the ethical quandaries she faced when working on an AIDS patient application, the types of folks – yes, mostly male – with whom she spent long nights eating chips and debugging with, and other things that I myself have thought and experienced as a young programmer.

Most interestingly, she discusses the need to keep up with the latest languages; in the book, a colleague was saying that he was going to learn a new language called Java. She questioned over and over again if burning out was worth keeping up with the younger folks. Her musical analogies with technology made me think of my interests and how they paralleled with those of musicians (I was in a relationship with one at the time I was reading this). Overall, the book made me feel good about the eccentricity of the field, myself as an always-on-the-brink-of-burning-out kid, and confidence in my potential to be a badass older woman in tech like Ullman became.

I GIVE THIS BOOK 4.5 OUT OF 5 JAVA PRINT STATEMENTS.

Now, I first mentioned that I loved the cover of the book, and that’s why I initially picked it up. The USB cord snake with the gold background was incredibly catchy. Yes, I am not ashamed to admit it – I JUDGE BOOKS BY THEIR COVER. I have friends who design book covers, or used to design book covers, and have made a career out of making books look sexy as hell on the shelves. I’m only human, get off my dong.

There has only been one instance, though, where I’ve put a book down instead of purchasing it because the cover was lame – and later regretted it. I used to work at Montclair Book Center, and I would regularly troll our paltry technology section for good reads. We had a few copies of this book that looked like it was designed by characters in Hackers (to be fair, the book came out in 1997). I couldn’t get past the cover, so I never looked into what it was about. Also, words like technophilia kind of give me the DCs.

Yeah, that’s right. The same gawddamn book has been under my nose for several years, and I avoided it because of the cover. Ullman wrote a new novel, and part of its release this year was the reprinting of her past books, hence the new Close to the Machine cover. So three cheers to reprints, yes?


STUDENTS, COME BACK! 08.14.2012

There are only a few more weeks until the Fall semester starts and I cannot effin’ wait. Here are some of my favorite things about new school years:

  • Returning students come back. I love my CS/IT students!
  • New freshmen and instructors. With all the new people, that means I get to talk to all of them, and I love talking.
  • It means Fall is approaching. The weather is just right! I’m already thinking of what I want to be for Halloween (dinosaur, Nic Cage, … ?)
  • Dudes playing frisbee in the quad between classes, because there is always someone carrying a frisbee around with them during this time of year.
  • The diner and cafes on campus extend their hours once students arrive, which means I have a larger window (beyond 3pm) to get coffee. The FREEDOM!
  • Less construction going on (probably not).
  • No more summer office hours! During the summer, we work longer hours Monday through Thursday and get Fridays off. Fridays off are great, but we’re jet-lagged from working longer the other days, so we all just end up sleeping through the day. This is our last summer hour week and I’m DYING for it to end.
  • When everything is new and exciting, everyone is in a great mood. I love great moods! I need lots of great mood energy these days.

I’m going to buy flowers for my office desk, maybe some sweaters. That’s how excited I am for the new year. What do you higher ed staff, teachers, and students do to get ready for this time? Burn incense, sob in a corner, make cakes?


#waywire alpha hilarity 08.13.2012

Today I politely asked, via email, for an invite to #waywire’s alpha release. I received one quickly (thanks, pals), and immediately ruined everything in the most hilarious way possible.

First, it grabbed videos I’ve shared on my private Facebook page, which are primarily video clips of the Maury Show. The functionality to remove videos does not work yet (alpha hollaaaa).

I created my account at the bus stop on my cracked-screen iPhone, where it was bright as hell outside and I was wearing shades. Naturally, this lead to me mistyping what I wanted my permanent username to be.

So yeah, please call me Pjenn from now on. I hope to play around more with #waywire, and actually make some videos of my own. They won’t have anything to do with the Maury Show, sorry.

xoxo Pjenn


Vacation for distraction 08.13.2012

I’ve been going through a few sucky, unexpected changes in my everyday life over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, neither involve puberty or dinosaurs. Fortunately, I was distracted for some time by a nice vacation with my best friend, Michelle, in Ocean City, Maryland.

This vacation did involve some dinosaurs:

My spirit animal and I

Michelle and I on the ferry from Cape May to Lewes, Delaware – where the kids eat free on Tuesdays at Hooter’s (next to Crabby Dick’s).

If you’re ever driving through New Jersey on the Garden State Parkway, make sure to hit up a rest stop and crush Abe Lincoln’s face into a variety of zany symbols.

Classic Jenn-Schiffer-impersonates-dinosaurs shot, courtesy of Michelle.

Before I crushed Abe’s face into a Brontosaurus, I posed with a one-line drawing of him at the Ripley’s museum on the Ocean City boardwalk.

My new pet glass dolphin and I, back at the office. The captain of the ferry told us to look out for dolphins, but I only found some in the gift store.

Now it’s back to reality and all the sucky things that go with it. Please comment with your best cat and/or Saved By The Bell gifs.