Today I took the day off to run errands, as it’s spring break and very slow on campus. This was probably the worst idea I’ve ever made. First, I dropped and cracked my 5-month-old Galaxy S3 on the way to the post office:

Just the first domino in a line of them to fall today.
Then I decided to defrost my freezer and, of course, released all the freon. Now I have a second fridge until the super, Henry, can get the other one out because it’s stuck:

Yes, I’m an idiot and now I must pay.
Oh, and did you hear? Google Reader is retiring:

FUCK YOU
Oh well, at least I’m still cute:

Thanks for this, Melissa.
What should I break next?